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<rss version="0.92"><channel><title>Bonjela Is My Friend</title><link>http://bonjela.blog.co.uk/</link><description></description><language>en-EU</language><docs>http://backend.userland.com/rss092</docs><image><title>Bonjela Is My Friend</title><link>http://bonjela.blog.co.uk/</link><url>http://data5.blog.de/design/preview/47/870e2a1f1d1f6c77e738f48a5dc57e_160x200.jpg</url></image><item><title>Bonjela</title><description>	&lt;p&gt;Have you seen this new Bonjela product doing the rounds? It's got some stupid name like "Bonjela Once" or "Bonjela Unlimited". It's essentially a cotton bud with liquid Bono in the tube. When you snap the tube, it secretes the magical liquid (via gravity) onto the cotton tip for easy application to the affected ulcerised area.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;If you ask me, this is complete rubbish. Crapola. Why go to all the effort of snapping and applying with a cotton bud? If you really want to use a cotton bud, you'll do the smart thing and adhere some traditional Bonny J to a cotton tip, then stick it in your gob.  What a load of horseshit. Why anyone would purchase this product is totally beyond my reasoning.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;And another thing, Bonjela Cool? More like Bonjela Shite. You want the hard stuff, the good java. You want to jump in at the deep end and apply something that's gonna burn so good. "Mummy, can I use Bonjela Cool?". No, you little a-hole, just use the normal stuff like everyone else. You're not special, you're scum of the earth. Look at you, getting ulcers, you dirty little beggar. You unwashed scummer. You unclean child.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Bonjela is as Bonjela does, so stick that in your pie hole.
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://bonjela.blog.co.uk/2008/11/26/bonjela-5112863/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bonjela.blog.co.uk/2008/11/26/bonjela-5112863/</link><pubDate>Wed, 26 Nov 2008 18:00:11 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>Bonjela</title><description>	&lt;p&gt;I have a new ulcer as of this week, the little blighter reared up on Sunday just behind my upper lip. Until today I have been unable to apply Bonjela, the wonder stuff, to the urchin as I had misplaced my tube. &lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Normally I keep my Bonjela on my bedside cabinet, along with my Germolene, but for some reason it had gone walkabout. The trouble was it had been so long since my last encounter with the pure evil of mouth ulceration that I had clean forgotten the whereabouts of said Bonny J.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;This morning I was rooting around the cupboard under the stairs looking for my cheque book when I noticed my long lost tube of Bonjela sitting on the floor next to the Baileys &amp; Limoncello. I just stopped looking for the cheque book immediately and declared out loud "found you", before eagerly and manically applying Bonjela to my unwanted friend, the ulcer.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;So far today I have applied around five times, and already I can tell the bastard is taking marching orders with some severity from my repeated applications. Quite magnificent, I think you will agree.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://bonjela.blog.co.uk/2008/11/26/bonjela-5112682/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bonjela.blog.co.uk/2008/11/26/bonjela-5112682/</link><pubDate>Wed, 26 Nov 2008 17:25:06 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>Bonjela</title><description>	&lt;p&gt;An interesting conversation regarding Bonjela:&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;I have a massive mouth ulcer too and all my lip was swollen up, balloonish.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Vicious. I had one under my tongue all week from drinking so much Ribena, it was really uncomfortable. Bonjela had to be administered big time. I hope you don't mind me asking, but how did you treat your ulcer?&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;I used some 2nd rate Bonjela substitute and it’s no good at all. I need to get myself down the chemist as soon as possible. It wont budge, its a real evil one.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Bonjela is just essential. I actually had two which have both been seen off by the wonder jela. The larger ulcers can be so troublesome; once they get to a certain size they are just impossible. You have to practically keep them immersed in a dome of bonny in order to deal them the blow that they so richly deserve. I'm telling you it is the only way. If all else fails eat Germoline to numb the pain.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;I feel like operating on it its giving me such jip. 6 bloody days now&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;For crying out loud. 6 days? You have to be jerking my chain, man. I will lend you some bonny tomorrow, haven't got it on me.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Bonny would be good if that’s okay, I’ll try and buy some later if I can though, save using yours.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Mine has been serving me well. It's been about a bit: Leeds, Nottingham, Redhill &amp; Reigate. All the while I had it safely at my finger tips- it stowed away in my pocket, you see? My ideal scenario for eliminating mouth ulcers is to sit and swill Bonjela with Ouzo.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Ouzo would work, I can see that.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Or Pernod (Ricard primarily), Sambuca could do a job but is ill advised for my money. Have you tried dissolving Bonjela dollops in boiling water and then breathing in the vapors with a towel over your head?&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;I have not tried that, no sir.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;You must give it a go. If nothing else the physical act of doing something like this will scare the ulcer into being a little less "tetchy", shall we say.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://bonjela.blog.co.uk/2008/08/28/bonjela-4648094/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bonjela.blog.co.uk/2008/08/28/bonjela-4648094/</link><pubDate>Thu, 28 Aug 2008 11:27:16 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>Bonjela</title><description>	&lt;p&gt;Always apply generously&lt;br&gt;
The more the better, eating a whole tube is acceptable behavior&lt;br&gt;
In the case of a tongue spot:&lt;br&gt;
Allow the dollop to rest on the ulceration and then strain the muscles in your tongue, this will make the blighter sting and you know you're onto a winner&lt;br&gt;
Buy yourself a little presentation case and keep your Bonjela in it, preferably with a velvet lining&lt;br&gt;
Give your Bonjela pride of place on the mantle&lt;br&gt;
When decorating, use Bonjela as an emergency replacement for applications such as no more nails and wallpaper paste&lt;br&gt;
When serving Ouzo or Pernod, cover the rim of the glass in a layer of Bonjela&lt;br&gt;
Keep Bonjela on a lanyard round your neck to negate misplacement when out and about&lt;br&gt;
Do try not to bend and flex the tube, this can cause small tears from which Bonjela can escape&lt;br&gt;
If you can afford to, heat a cup full of Bonjela and drink the syrup up. Great for stomach ulcers&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://bonjela.blog.co.uk/2008/08/28/bonjela-4648056/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bonjela.blog.co.uk/2008/08/28/bonjela-4648056/</link><pubDate>Thu, 28 Aug 2008 11:19:47 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>Bonjela</title><description>	&lt;p&gt;I had a little tidy up in my bedroom the other day and uncovered a bit of a nasty situation. On my bedside cabinet, next to the DAB Radio alarm clock, I discovered a rather beaten up old tube of Bonjela. My heart immediately sank as I considered the plight of this poor tube of Bonjela; I had left it there amongst the mess unbeknown to me. Well, I picked up the sorry looking tube and put it in the rubbish, for it was in fact empty. At least no actual Bonjela had been harmed as a result of my neglect. What I did was tantamount to treason and I feel ashamed of what I did.
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&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://bonjela.blog.co.uk/2008/04/18/bonjela-4061604/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bonjela.blog.co.uk/2008/04/18/bonjela-4061604/</link><pubDate>Fri, 18 Apr 2008 13:59:38 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>Bonjela</title><description>	&lt;p&gt;Yesterday I received this email from a fellow Bonjela enthusiast:&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;I'm havng wisdom tooth trouble at the mo... happens from time to time... I have fallen back on the old trusty bonjela (although the big "B" is being aided by some ibuprofen at the moment!)...&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;...Having exhausted my stash of bonjela at home I bought some more today...  I must admit I bought in the hype and purchased (at increased expense) bonjela cool mint gel... I must say this cooler variety is a travesty... no satifying tingle on application is a great disappointment - as luck would have it I was ready for this eventuallity and backed up my purchase with a tube of the traditional variety of Bonnie J so all is not lost.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Kindest regards and finest best wishes,&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;G.
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://bonjela.blog.co.uk/2007/07/25/bonjela~2698051/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bonjela.blog.co.uk/2007/07/25/bonjela~2698051/</link><pubDate>Wed, 25 Jul 2007 11:42:20 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>Bonjela</title><description>	&lt;p&gt;Morrisons sell Bonjela. You will note that somehow the inferior Soothagel has managed to steel into a small spot next to our great friend Bonjela, and to compound matters they are attempting to undercut the price of the gel of hope by a measly 8 pence. The poor fools! No one takes on Bonjela in the common mouth ulcer market and gets away with it. You'll see that it's a new product, well they'll be out of business soon enough. They underestimate the power of Bonjela, the poor fools!&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;I'd like to point out that the Germolene has taken up residence in the same vicinity as Bonjela, which is more than acceptable. Indeed a couple of boxes of Bonny J have visited their Gemolene neighbours. It's so much better when they all get along.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.blog.co.uk/srv/media/media_item.php?item_ID=1507700" title="Bonny J on the Shelves"&gt;&lt;img src="http://data4.blog.de/media/700/1507700_6a6459663c_m.jpg" alt="Bonny J on the Shelves" vspace="5" hspace="5"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;
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&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://bonjela.blog.co.uk/2007/05/04/bonjela~2208051/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bonjela.blog.co.uk/2007/05/04/bonjela~2208051/</link><pubDate>Fri, 04 May 2007 10:22:19 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>Bonjela</title><description>	&lt;p&gt;New advertising slogan for Bonjela advertising campaign.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;It's a bonny day for Bonny J! 
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://bonjela.blog.co.uk/2007/05/03/bonjela~2202750/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bonjela.blog.co.uk/2007/05/03/bonjela~2202750/</link><pubDate>Thu, 03 May 2007 13:26:00 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>Bonjela</title><description>	&lt;p&gt;Here are some facts about Bonjela that you probably didn't know:&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Scientists were searching for a cure for the common cold when Bonjela was discovered.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Bonjela is actually an element in the periodic table. It's elemental symbol is BN and it has a melting point of 1500 degrees celsius, making it more resilient than water. Also, if you say the letters of the elemental symbol (BN) quickly, then it sounds like "Bien" which is French for "Good". Bonjela is obviously "Good" as well.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Bonjela can be applied by using a special applicator manufactured by Reckitt-Benckiser. The applicator is made from argon gas and cling film as these are the only two substances that are known to work in harmony with the volatile nature of Bonjela.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Bonjela is a great family planning device. Just apply to the inside of the mouth if you experience "Post-Coitus Mouth Ulcers" and it will sort them out a right treat.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Bonjela works great as a light snack between meals. 9 out of 10 slimmers recommend it's zingy antiseptic flavour.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;The flavour in Bonjela is derived from naturally occuring Bonjela found in Bonny Bushes. This is how indigenous peoples recover from mouth sores, by licking the leaves of the Bonny Bush.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Bonjela was the original code word for what would later become "Operation Overlord". As you all know this is still the largest sea borne invasion in history. Bonjela was gutted when it found out that there would not be an "Operation Bonjela".&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Bonjela lives on in the hearts and minds of our forefathers who served in the great wars so that we could be free to enjoy it's zingy antiseptic flavour.
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://bonjela.blog.co.uk/2007/05/03/bonjela~2202723/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bonjela.blog.co.uk/2007/05/03/bonjela~2202723/</link><pubDate>Thu, 03 May 2007 13:19:36 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>Bonjela</title><description>	&lt;p&gt;Bonjela Jr. recently procured an "Employee Of The Month" badge here at work. Bonjela Jr. didn't actually win this accolade, he just found it in the toilets. You see, someone had taken it off to wash their hands, and Bonjela Jr. stepped up to the plate and whipped it away using a cough as a diversionary tactic.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Bonjela would like to pretend that it is much more than a pretty oral antiseptic mouth treatment, but the fact remains that it will never make good on those ideas above it's station.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Never.
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://bonjela.blog.co.uk/2007/05/02/bonjela~2197186/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bonjela.blog.co.uk/2007/05/02/bonjela~2197186/</link><pubDate>Wed, 02 May 2007 15:37:10 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>Bonjela</title><description>	&lt;p&gt;I've just been to the barbers shop and when he tidied my neck up using his cutthroat razor he went bloody doolally. I was in serious need of some Germolene but alas had left it at home, so I decided to rub some Bonjela into the sore patches on my neck. It stung like a wretch and I even let out a yelp, but the sweet smell of the magical teething gel of hope brought me comfort and joy. This cancelled out the negative of the stingers and may have even lifted the whole experience into the positive. I wouldn't like to say.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;To conclude, I would not recommend application of Bonjela for shave burn up. I would however suggest giving it a go as a shaving foam alternative. This is something I would be more than willing to try. I once tried using e45 as an alternative to shaving foam, for I had found myself in a bit of a rut shaving foam wise. It didn't work very well. The reason for this was that the razor kept getting stuck in my bristles. Fearing a cut or worse I avalanched my face with e45 and managed to pull off a rather half arsed shave, but a shave nevertheless. I think the Bonjela shave would be markedly better than the e45 shave, but that's just my opinion.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://bonjela.blog.co.uk/2007/05/02/bonjela~2197145/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bonjela.blog.co.uk/2007/05/02/bonjela~2197145/</link><pubDate>Wed, 02 May 2007 15:30:38 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>Bonjela</title><description>	&lt;p&gt;I think petrol stations should be converted to dispense Bonjela instead of petroleum gasoline.
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://bonjela.blog.co.uk/2007/05/01/bonjela~2191614/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bonjela.blog.co.uk/2007/05/01/bonjela~2191614/</link><pubDate>Tue, 01 May 2007 16:39:02 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>Bonjela</title><description>	&lt;p&gt;There's no shame in purchasing Bonjela for use in your mouth, that's what it is there for after all. If nature intended something else to be used as an oral treatment for bacterial nasties, then nature would have given us "Germolene For Your Mouth". Subsequently this isn't the best way to market an oral treatment, and thus Bonjela was born.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Do you understand what I'm talking about? I'm talking about Bonjela on an unprecedented scale. A cataclysmic, apocalyptic, seismic shockwave of sorts. The kind that you can rub into your gums and smother on your tongues without further ado or embarrassment. &lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;We will win this fight against ulcers, by God we will.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;This is Bonjela Smith signing off.
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://bonjela.blog.co.uk/2007/04/30/bonjela~2186135/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bonjela.blog.co.uk/2007/04/30/bonjela~2186135/</link><pubDate>Mon, 30 Apr 2007 16:36:55 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>Bonjela</title><description>	&lt;p&gt;You may as well just buy Bonjela.
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://bonjela.blog.co.uk/2007/04/30/bonjela~2186108/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bonjela.blog.co.uk/2007/04/30/bonjela~2186108/</link><pubDate>Mon, 30 Apr 2007 16:33:03 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>Bonjela</title><description>	&lt;p&gt;Bonjela has been a part of my life for many years now. At school there was a group of us who all shared a strong bond with the magical teething gel of hope. People who like Bonjela tend to find each other and form social groups, you see. This is a fact.  &lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;We used to feast on the stuff like kings. I always had a tube on me, and if ever one of my cohorts found themselves wanting I would always let them have a snifter from my bonjela. God forbid if the same thing happened to me I could then depend on them to let me have a snifter of theirs. &lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;It's like this: Once someone has had some Bonjela from your pocket they are in your pocket in terms of owing you a snifter of Bonjela.
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://bonjela.blog.co.uk/2007/04/25/bonjela~2158449/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bonjela.blog.co.uk/2007/04/25/bonjela~2158449/</link><pubDate>Wed, 25 Apr 2007 12:17:18 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>Bonjela</title><description>	&lt;p&gt;On Monday this week having participated in four days drinking and consumed no less than three currys I experienced one of those spots on the end of my tongue that really do tend to irritate. This time around there was no escaping the inexplicable need for an application of the good stuff (Bonjela). &lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;As I watched 'The Mothman Prophecies' whilst lying in bed I squeezed a rather sizable bubble of Bonjela from the tube and licked it off with the affected area of my tongue. I then tensed up my tongue and waited for the rather strange sort of pain that this induces. It hurts so good. &lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;After doing this multiple times my tongue became very numb, thus removing the irritation from the spot. In the morning when I woke up, the spot had gone completely. Another victory for the fast acting gel.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://bonjela.blog.co.uk/2007/04/13/bonjela~2084997/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bonjela.blog.co.uk/2007/04/13/bonjela~2084997/</link><pubDate>Fri, 13 Apr 2007 15:03:26 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>Bonjela</title><description>	&lt;p&gt;This is the new Bonjela theme tune for the upcoming Bonjela movie, starring Dean Gaffney as Bonny Jay.&lt;/p&gt;
	





&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://bonjela.blog.co.uk/2007/04/03/title~2025589/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bonjela.blog.co.uk/2007/04/03/title~2025589/</link><pubDate>Tue, 03 Apr 2007 13:17:46 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>Bonjela</title><description>	&lt;p&gt;For aches and pains, don't use Deep Heat. &lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;For bread and butter, don't use Olivio.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;For egg nog, don't use spam.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;For headaches, don't use Nurofen.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;For STDs, don't go to your local GP.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Just use Bonjela, you sods.
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://bonjela.blog.co.uk/2007/02/21/bonjela~1779522/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bonjela.blog.co.uk/2007/02/21/bonjela~1779522/</link><pubDate>Wed, 21 Feb 2007 14:57:28 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>Bonjela</title><description>	&lt;p&gt;Last night I squeezed a bucket load of Bonjela in my mouth and swilled it round like a mouthwash. Except instead of spitting out I swallowed and therefore ate it.
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://bonjela.blog.co.uk/2007/02/16/bonjela~1750737/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bonjela.blog.co.uk/2007/02/16/bonjela~1750737/</link><pubDate>Fri, 16 Feb 2007 12:20:30 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>Bonjela</title><description>	&lt;p&gt;Have you heard about this "Cool Mint Flavour" Bonjela?&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;I have heard it through the grapevine, but the very idea shocks me to my very core.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;I digress.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;What, pray tell, is the point of using Bonjela if you're not going to shudder as a result of the audacious aniseed flavour? Surely this is 99% of the reason for using Bonjela instead of other mouth based treatments such as Germolene, Savlon or Olbas Oil.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;This is why I am staunchly against anything other than Cool Original flavour Bonjeffrey.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Bonjela can also be referred to in the third person.
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://bonjela.blog.co.uk/2007/02/15/bonjela~1745805/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bonjela.blog.co.uk/2007/02/15/bonjela~1745805/</link><pubDate>Thu, 15 Feb 2007 15:27:43 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>Bonjela</title><description>	&lt;p&gt;I can feel one of those rather irritating little spots rearing its ugly head on the tip of me tongue. Bloody sods, I will wait till morning and if my immune system hasn’t dealt with it I will be forced to waste precious Bonjela on the sod. Haven’t got a lot left, see. I didn’t realise how generous I’d been with it over recent months, very silly. What’s more I went to Boots yesterday to stock up on Germolene and didn’t buy any Bonjela. I must never miss out on a Bonjela procurement opportunity such as this again.
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&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://bonjela.blog.co.uk/2007/02/13/bonjela~1730965/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bonjela.blog.co.uk/2007/02/13/bonjela~1730965/</link><pubDate>Tue, 13 Feb 2007 00:14:16 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>Bonjela</title><description>	&lt;p&gt;Third application today already. I've acquired rather an unpleasant little ulcer on the bottom inside right of my gums. It's quite a long way down the gum and makes my chinny feel like it’s bruised. Nasty little blighter it is. I think I got it from one of two things, either excess eating of Granny Smith's apples or drinking a pint of strawberry Nesquick before bed for three days straight. Whatever the cause of this unjust situation bonjela will relieve me. Of this I am sure.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Now, you may remember some time ago I was telling you all, just a little bit, about how my bonjela has become rather unkempt. Well, yesterday I used a flannel and hot water to give my bonjela a nice and tidy spruce up. The only thing left for me to do is take to the tube, with a pair of pliers, in order to try and straighten out some of the nooks and crannies that have occurred from keeping the bonjela in my pocket. Now you see me, now you don't.   &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://bonjela.blog.co.uk/2007/01/19/bonjela~1581695/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bonjela.blog.co.uk/2007/01/19/bonjela~1581695/</link><pubDate>Fri, 19 Jan 2007 14:04:22 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>Bonjela</title><description>	&lt;p&gt;Although you may have heard otherwise, there is no localisation with Bonjela. Anywhere that you care to visit calls Bonjela "Bonjela", not "El Diablo Roja" or "Unite du Pomme Frite". These two phrases, for example, refer to Red Devils and Units of Fried Potato.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Reckitt Benckiser is a worldwide commodity, so don't you dare forget it!
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&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://bonjela.blog.co.uk/2007/01/15/bonjela~1557698/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bonjela.blog.co.uk/2007/01/15/bonjela~1557698/</link><pubDate>Mon, 15 Jan 2007 15:37:01 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>Bonjela</title><description>	&lt;p&gt;You cannot apply Bonjela to anything other than your mouth.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;That includes your bum bum.
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&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://bonjela.blog.co.uk/2007/01/12/bonjela~1546070/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bonjela.blog.co.uk/2007/01/12/bonjela~1546070/</link><pubDate>Fri, 12 Jan 2007 15:40:15 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>Bonjela</title><description>	&lt;p&gt;My tongue felt rather rough yesterday down the left hand side. As I lay in bed pondering this fact, and watching the Tourettes in France proggy on c4, I decided that I could not be bothered to fetch my bonjela to apply to the problem area of my tongue.&lt;br&gt;
This morning my immune system had worked a wonder and my tongue was healed a veritable treat. I tell you, I am glad I have saved my bonjela for a more serious affliction of the mouth. It would have been wasteful to use it last night considering the outcome this morning. Before I went to bed last night I squeezed a Seven Seas Vitamin C and Zinc pellet between my teeth and over my tongue. I believe this may have helped my immune system last night while it was working away like a beaver in the sunshine. I am a homosapien.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://bonjela.blog.co.uk/2007/01/12/bonjela~1545448/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bonjela.blog.co.uk/2007/01/12/bonjela~1545448/</link><pubDate>Fri, 12 Jan 2007 12:25:07 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>Bonjela</title><description>	&lt;p&gt;New formula Bonjela!&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Made with passion fruit and alchemy secrets.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;You can apply it to dalmatians to turn them into alsatians. At no extra cost!!&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Thanks Reckitt Benckiser. Theckitt Benckiser.
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&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://bonjela.blog.co.uk/2007/01/11/bonjela~1542640/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bonjela.blog.co.uk/2007/01/11/bonjela~1542640/</link><pubDate>Thu, 11 Jan 2007 18:21:26 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>Bonjela</title><description>	&lt;p&gt;Boots are now displaying bonjela on the end of isles in a similar way that pubs display Scampi Fries.
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&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://bonjela.blog.co.uk/2007/01/10/bonjela~1537749/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bonjela.blog.co.uk/2007/01/10/bonjela~1537749/</link><pubDate>Wed, 10 Jan 2007 15:47:37 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>Bonjela</title><description>	&lt;p&gt;Ah silly, took my bonjela out with me over the festive period and the poor blighter got mangled a treat in my pocket. Ah no, bits of hair have stuck on the tube lid and around the rim making it look dirty and uncouth.&lt;br&gt;
It is folded and crumpled and where it has folded the life giver bonjela has escaped its natural home. This is a concern. I must clean my bonjela and flatten out the crumps to make it more presentable. You understand?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://bonjela.blog.co.uk/2007/01/09/bonjela~1533357/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bonjela.blog.co.uk/2007/01/09/bonjela~1533357/</link><pubDate>Tue, 09 Jan 2007 15:31:25 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>Bonjela</title><description>	&lt;p&gt;Bonjela can never be subdued, ever. I find myself bonjelaless for the first time in months. Being Christmas Eve I did not bring my current tube with me for fear of loosing the magical gel whilst out and about.&lt;br&gt;
Tomorrow I will covet my bonjela in the most mystical of ways by inviting it to dine with me at an establishment that is upper class and priced in the upper most quartiles of fun and silliness.&lt;br&gt;
I will eat meat and my bonjela will eat space invaders. Your concern is unjust and my bonjela is fruit filled.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://bonjela.blog.co.uk/2006/12/22/bonjela~1468333/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bonjela.blog.co.uk/2006/12/22/bonjela~1468333/</link><pubDate>Fri, 22 Dec 2006 15:03:54 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>Bonjela</title><description>	&lt;p&gt;Attention: Reckitt Benckiser&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Please can you produce a bonjela presentation case, to be used much in the same way as people store their most precious cutlery.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.tulumba.com/mmTULUMBA/Images/HO425925LR864_250.jpg" alt="" title=""&gt;
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&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://bonjela.blog.co.uk/2006/12/21/bonjela~1464830/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bonjela.blog.co.uk/2006/12/21/bonjela~1464830/</link><pubDate>Thu, 21 Dec 2006 16:18:25 +0100</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
