Bonjela Jr. recently procured an "Employee Of The Month" badge here at work. Bonjela Jr. didn't actually win this accolade, he just found it in the toilets. You see, someone had taken it off to wash their hands, and Bonjela Jr. stepped up to the plate and whipped it away using a cough as a diversionary tactic.
Bonjela would like to pretend that it is much more than a pretty oral antiseptic mouth treatment, but the fact remains that it will never make good on those ideas above it's station.
Never.