There's no shame in purchasing Bonjela for use in your mouth, that's what it is there for after all. If nature intended something else to be used as an oral treatment for bacterial nasties, then nature would have given us "Germolene For Your Mouth". Subsequently this isn't the best way to market an oral treatment, and thus Bonjela was born.

Do you understand what I'm talking about? I'm talking about Bonjela on an unprecedented scale. A cataclysmic, apocalyptic, seismic shockwave of sorts. The kind that you can rub into your gums and smother on your tongues without further ado or embarrassment.

We will win this fight against ulcers, by God we will.

This is Bonjela Smith signing off.