On Monday this week having participated in four days drinking and consumed no less than three currys I experienced one of those spots on the end of my tongue that really do tend to irritate. This time around there was no escaping the inexplicable need for an application of the good stuff (Bonjela).

As I watched 'The Mothman Prophecies' whilst lying in bed I squeezed a rather sizable bubble of Bonjela from the tube and licked it off with the affected area of my tongue. I then tensed up my tongue and waited for the rather strange sort of pain that this induces. It hurts so good.

After doing this multiple times my tongue became very numb, thus removing the irritation from the spot. In the morning when I woke up, the spot had gone completely. Another victory for the fast acting gel.