Third application today already. I've acquired rather an unpleasant little ulcer on the bottom inside right of my gums. It's quite a long way down the gum and makes my chinny feel like its bruised. Nasty little blighter it is. I think I got it from one of two things, either excess eating of Granny Smith's apples or drinking a pint of strawberry Nesquick before bed for three days straight. Whatever the cause of this unjust situation bonjela will relieve me. Of this I am sure.
Now, you may remember some time ago I was telling you all, just a little bit, about how my bonjela has become rather unkempt. Well, yesterday I used a flannel and hot water to give my bonjela a nice and tidy spruce up. The only thing left for me to do is take to the tube, with a pair of pliers, in order to try and straighten out some of the nooks and crannies that have occurred from keeping the bonjela in my pocket. Now you see me, now you don't.